How to get your hot girlfriend to pay you.

Sorry for posting such a brutal title – If you feel offended, I do apologize. Please allow me to explain what I mean by “how to get your hot girlfriend to pay you”: It’s not about becoming a scammer; it’s about becoming a richer man while dating a beautiful girlfriend.

• If you are in a financial crisis and need your sexy girlfriend’s help, you can talk to her when you two are in bed at night. Women feel more emotional at night, especially after 11pm. Also, when you’re talking to your sexy lady in the dark in bed, she is more relaxed and less guarded. Therefore, that’s a good time to talk about your financial crisis with her and ask for her help. Normally, she will have two reactions: 1) she will say no to you, partly because she has high self-esteem and isn’t worried about losing you, and partly because this relationship is still in its early stage; 2) she will say yes to you because she has low self-esteem and is worried about being single again – another reason is she is actually a ho, meaning she is playing the long game, i.e. she will give you financial support first, and then you won’t be guarded so that she will go in for the kill later (e.g. you ask for $10,000 from her in order to pay your temporary credit card debt and she says yes; then after a while, you use your other assets to become her sponsor when she wants to start her fashion brand – you think she will surely share profits with you because she is such a good girl who financially supported you first, but before you know it, her fashion brand has become so successful that she doesn’t need you anymore – she is ready to dump you and is unwilling to share future profits from this fashion brand with you). I know this sounds very dark, but these are real stories that we have witnessed. Now you may wonder, “If she is the insecure girl who doesn’t want to be single again, will that be a happy ending for me?” Well, the answer is yes and no, because there will be two possible endings: A). The insecure hot girl can become a ho after she’s realized what happened, which means Reaction 1 can become Reaction 2 – Once she has given you money and she continues to stay in this relationship, she will find a way to take 10 times back from you. When you think you are the sneaky fox, she is actually the Queen of Fox; B). She may stay insecure for the rest of her life, but if you are married to such a woman, will you be happy?

• An insecure woman with low self-esteem will use her money to compensate you. There are too many women who don’t look pretty and have never received a compliment about their looks. These women tend to feel bad in a world where Instagram models are showing off their beauty on a daily basis. Consequently, a lot of greedy men oftentimes target insecure women who don’t have good looks – these women are more likely to use money to compensate their men. Having said that, marrying a woman with low self-esteem will ruin your life because she will be very jealous whenever you talk to an average girl who is slightly hotter than her in her opinion. So, asking for her money isn’t a long-term solution – it can work in the short term, but it’s not sustainable. You’d better figure out a way to make your own money.

• Sugar mommas are as rare as unicorns, but the population of sugar mommas is growing in this day and age. The problem with most traditional relationships is lack of transparency – people aren’t allowed to ask for what they really want, so they have to manipulate each other in order to get what they want, as evidenced by the description in the paragraphs above. Hence, dating a sugar momma solves all these problems instantly – an arrangement is best characterized by honesty, so you don’t need to worry about how to manipulate your gorgeous girlfriend anymore. As a matter of fact, a sugar momma and her male sugar baby are very honest with each other: They directly tell each other what they want and what they can give in an arrangement, so there is no stress in an arrangement. Now you may wonder how you can get a sugar momma, right? There are only two ways to meet a cougar: URL and IRL – You either meet her on a sugar momma dating app or meet her in real life. If your job gives you access to wealthy women, you must figure out how to convert these women into your sugar mommas. If you don’t have access to rich women in your life, then you can join a sugar momma dating site which automatically sends eligible millionaire women to you. Of course, you must always remember that cash is king when you are looking for an arrangement, meaning you always get the cougar to give you cash first before you go home with her.