Dating Armenian women: tips, truths and myths

beautiful black-haired Armenian girl

By Jade Seashell (contributor), author of “A Seductress’ Confession: How to leverage beauty and savor tantalizing pleasure”

Maybe you don’t know much about Armenian women, but do you know that Kim Kardashian is actually Armenian?  Yes, Armenian women are really hot.  By the way, according to my personal experience, the hottest man that I’ve ever dated was an Armenian guy.  Since this article is about dating Armenian women, I’m not going to talk about the hot Armenian dude now (I’ll save that for later).  So in this article, I’m going to give you some really helpful tips, reveal the truths about dating Armenian women, and debunk a range of myths as well.

Part One: Tips that will help you get Armenian women.

Tip #1: Make sure her family like you.

         I know this sounds run-of-the-mill to start with – you are listening to me talking about family already and this is just the first tip!  But this is the most important tip: Whether her family like you or not determines your future with your Armenian woman.

a very beautiful Armenian girl

         Armenians highly value family.  Your Armenian girl’s family want their girl to be treated well, so if you visit her family, you’ll see her parents, siblings, grandparents and cousins all want their girl to have the best partner.  Therefore, you must be presentable, polite and decent.  If her family don’t like you, that is already the end.

         Oh, you may wonder….Why would I meet her family early on?  Well, you wouldn’t want to meet her family that early, but she will want her family to see you!  So you’d better be prepared for that.

Tip #2:  You should treat her with admiration and respect, then she will be attached to you fast.

          I’m not saying Armenian women are needy.  What I’m trying to say is Armenian women prefer men who are sincere and know how to spoil them in the right way.  Once you show her how genuine you are, she will trust you and connect with you.

Part Two: The truths about dating Armenian women.

Truth #1: Armenian women are overprotected by their families, which means many of them are just spoiled.

       You need to be able to tell the difference between a normally spoiled Armenian woman and an abnormally spoiled Armenian woman.

       A normally spoiled Armenian woman expects you to be a gentleman who treats her just like her family do – you open the car door, buy her presents and pick up the tab.  In contrast, an abnormally spoiled Armenian woman wants you to kiss her feet and shoes – that’s the type of Armenian girls that you should avoid.

Truth #2: Many Armenian ladies are extremely good at cooking, so you’ll benefit from that.

          Some young Armenian women may not be able to cook well, but many Armenian girls can cook really well.  Incidentally, Armenian food is incredibly scrumptious (e.g. Harissa and Khash).  Having a capable Armenian girlfriend often means putting on some weight!  But at least, that means she can look after you and your future children.

Maybe you don’t know much about Armenian women, but do you know that Kim Kardashian is actually Armenian? 

Truth #3: Armenian women wouldn’t become your fuck buddies.

          If you are looking for a fuck buddy among Armenian ladies, you are looking at the wrong group.  Armenian girls just don’t do that – it’s not a part of their culture.  Yes, Armenians are very traditional and they are very well protected by their families.

Truth #4: You need to assess whether she is happy to date someone who is not Armenian.

          Even if this Armenian beauty is willing to date someone who is not Armenian, her family may disagree with this idea.  Therefore, you should find out her family’s opinion in this regard early on, so that you won’t be surprised in the future.  This is because most Armenians only want to date Armenians, which is understandable – there are only about 3 million Armenians in the world, so if they mix with other races, the number of Armenians will be even smaller.

Part Three: The myths about dating Armenian women.

Myth #1: Armenian women are Asian women.

         Well, theoretically, Armenia is in Southwest Asia.  However, in reality, some Armenians identify themselves as Caucasians, because they don’t really look like Asians.

         Honestly, I think that’s why Armenians look so attractive – they are the perfect combination of Asian and Caucasian features.  No wonder the TV show “Keeping up with the Kardashians” is so popular and Kim Kardashian is famous for being famous.

         By the way, earlier in this article, I mentioned that I dated an Armenian guy before.  I can guarantee that his endowment is not Asian.  (Disclaimer:  I’m not saying a typical Asian man’s endowment is smaller.  I’m just saying that Armenian guy’s size is European.)  Therefore, it can be seen that from a biological point of view, Armenian ladies are not Asian women either.Kim Kardashian in silver dress

Myth #2: Because Armenian women are hot, they must be good in bed.

          Hmmm. This is not true.  At least two thirds of Armenian women aren’t very good in bed, according to a major study.  Therefore, you need to test her bedroom skills before you start a long-term serious relationship with her.  Yet as far as I know, once she is satisfied in the bedroom because you’ve worked hard, she will take care of you really well.

Myth #3: Because she is very spoiled, she must be the dominant role in the relationship.

          In fact, it’s the opposite.  She is the princess, but she isn’t the dominant role in the relationship.  She is actually the submissive role in the relationship!  Think about Anastasia in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ – that’s probably what you’ll get in the relationship with a typical Armenian girl, so you can expect something interesting and exciting in the bedroom as well!

          Therefore, if you suggest you two should go to see this movie, she’ll say “okay”.  If you suggest you two should go to eat in this restaurant, she’ll say “okay”.  If you suggest you two should stay at home this weekend, she will say “okay”.  Maybe not having an opinion is less sexy?  But I don’t think all Armenian beauties are like that (a lot of them are like that though).

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8 Comments

  • Of all the Caucasian girls, I don’t like Armenians the most. In Tbilisi, there are not very many representatives of this people (there used to be more), but against the background of a common crowd of people, they are easily found. In essence, the problem of Armenians, is their giant crooked noses. But in general, this is my private view, probably, if you live in Armenia for a long time, then you can get used to everything. Although I grew up in a village where there were 30 percent of Armenians, but I did not learn to appreciate Armenian female beauty.

    • you are really rude and ill-mannered person. Armenian girls have their own charm and it’s very easy to build serious relationships with them. I don’t like those people who judge others by appearance. This is really stupid. The best features of Armenian girls are their honesty and sexuality. Lies push men away. And if once it can be forgiven, then the second time you can lose a loved one. Armenian women understand the beauty of truth and always occupy the best places in the heart of the stronger sex. Nobody likes liars! This should be remembered every day. The inner world, competently combined with the external attractiveness, is able to move mountains. Men will always go for a woman who knows how to show herself.

    • Oh, here’s the typical Georgian insecurity. For those unaware, Georgians refer to Armenian (and Greek) minorities as the “Jews of the Caucasus” for the crime of being more successful than the useless local Georgians in their own country.

      They also have this weird fascination with white identity despite the fact that north western Europeans (the “Aryan” whites) would laugh at them and call them mudskins anyway; they willingly take pride in being lesser whites. Then they pretend like they are whiter than Armenians (who are actually proud of their diversity in skin tones and features) despite the fact that if you google “Georgian/Armenian people” they pretty much look the same the the outsider.

      It is a country that is sick and tired of hearing about Armenian contributions to the world because they haven’t done a damned thing themselves. Most people think Armenia is a lone Christian nation surrounded by Muslims because Georgia’s insignificance doesn’t even register on people’s maps. This tends to manifest outwardly into racist tendencies. In this loser’s case, he seems to be especially upset with the fact that Armenian girls are better looking and more chased after than their cavewomen lol

  • A decent Armenian lady even in the most difficult moment will not turn away from her man. If such a “life test” is passed, then we can speak of a serious strengthening of relations between two people.

  • As for me, I don’t like Armenian girls because they are too jealous and hysterical. Very often they show these features of their character without any reason. Undoubtedly, jealousy can be considered a tonic procedure, but as long as it only tickles the nerves, and the stormy quarrel provoked by it leads to passionate bed reconciliation. In indecent quantities, jealousy begins to irritate and bring to break-ups. Of course, the beautiful half of mankind deserves to be loved and forgiven. But the modern knight is annoyed when a woman begins to behave like a little girl who needs to be patronized and gratified. Cryingly capricious tone, almost childlike stubbornness and tantrums are perceived as the silly behavior of an infantile person and it irritates all the men. Unfortunately, I think that these negative character features are pretty common for girls from Armenia.

  • Whity woman writs generalised shit about Armenians and it’s considered legit view, seriously?. The biggest myth here is that Armenians are not Asian nations because they are paled skinned and don’t have monoleads. Yes, Armenians are Caucasian because they originate in Caucuses highlands and only they and Georgians can indentify with that term not you pink skinned white colonizers! It’s 2019 yet white people still use this term to discribe themselves, that comes from 18 century’s racist dude who got horny on on two Georgian girls whomever he enslaved and decided to still and appropriate their identity to Europeans to make it fancy. If you are not from Caucasus than how the hell can you be Caucasian? Approption at it’s finest.

  • Armenian girls are hot headed, and dont like using deodorant therefore b.o is a problem. Before you judge me hold on. I’ve been a condeseaur of Armenian girls over 15 years and have experienced this multiple times. They say its because the chemicals. In all fairness It’s an easy fix, and other than that, they are amazing women.

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